January 2012
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I'm the hottest geek in town:D
So I’m an IB Psychology HL student (yes i’m taking all your pitiful glances and horny virtual back rubs in good spirit) and in spite of the self abhorrence, self flagellation we put up with, nothing exceeds my love for blogging so I’ve made an IB Psychology Blog. It’s a huge work in progress (Hey! I’m not lazy or “at a loss of content”…Its just that...
When your friends tell you who they like and...
hahaha..add shoulder smacking and vigorous spanking, boob rubbing in my case…you only get it right thrice..make the most of it horny bitches!!
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
“Hoe, they is whoever I say they is!”
Man if its made into a pronoun its meant to be used. Like if its going to itch its gonna be scratched. My next essay:
Mr BananaShaggy’s family lived in a shithole. Mr BananaShaggy’s family looked like sodden elephant stamped bananas. Mr BananaShaggy’s family knew how to put their tongues in their noses....
When someone tells me to get a life,
I’m like…
but then I’d have two…?
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin- Me: No, your other chin.
New Stress Buster
Just browsing through Paris Hilton’s fashion collection made my head feel lighter….Go blondes…
That awkward moment when your friend copies... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Oh yeah man! We have like an orchestra of burp sounds in our classroom because people just wouldn’t stop copying!
When your mom gives you 'The Look':
What other people see…
What you see…
Ha! For my mom add a throbbing vein on the head and manicured nails growing into wolverine claws
If you're a Camera whore
So I know you may love the way your butt looks in the mirror, or when you do that desperate pout..but remember Camera whore, every time you pick your pink camera and mutt out your butt/ arm/ boob/ count and give that sleazy smile, every time you bunch up your hair in a puff and are pulling your eyes like you’re in the middle of an orgasm , remember —I AM STABBING YOU A DOZEN MILLION...
Having a Tumblr is like leading a secret double...
I’ve always wanted a second life…pity my second life name’s a meaningless goodle…gotta change my url to princess bananashaggy of lalaland
The feeling you get when you're talking to someone...
THEM:
YOU:
Rains now come from a suckers’ sloppy mouth…Mop it up loser..
You're in class and your friend passes by the...
Naa..I do the Shinchan bum dance!!
